The Facebook

Two weeks ago, I finally broke down and got on  The Facebook.  It isn't as bad as I thought. I actually have soemthing like 65 friends.  Of course my friend Dyann has 759 friends, so I guess I am not as cool as her.  Oh well... How would I keep up with 759 friends anyway.  That would be a full time job in itself.

Most of my friends consist of family members.  It is cool that I can log on and find out what my aunts, uncles and cousins everywhere are doin.  The problem is they can find me too.  How am I supposed to pick up hot young cabana boys on the facebook if my family busts me out for making myself ten years younger on the profile?  Furthermore, what happens when classmates find me on this thing?  I don't necessarily want to talk to everyone I know in college and I couldn't stand most of the people I knew in high school.  I have no desire to keep in touch with any of these people.