Couldn't Get It Right
You would think I would've learned that boy chasing thing by now. You know, that thing where the woman flirts with the guy in a subtle manner, so he thinks it's his idea to go after her. I do have 6 sisters after all. Somehow, I never have mastered this skillset. Whenever I am interested in someone, they know two weeks before I do. I usually handle the boy/girl thing by simply getting drunk and jumping the guy's bones. Either we hook up or he gives me some stupid spiel about how he likes me as a friend and never speaks to me again. After the fiasco affair I had with "Mr. 4am" last year, I decided to try doing things differently. I have been checking out this guy I know for a little while now. Every time I see him I try that stupid little flirt thing, and it is SOOOO frustrating. Even though I haven't actually jumped his bones yet, I feel I might as well get it over with. Last night I came dangerously close to doing this. I saw him after I had been drinking for a few hours. I was on a mission, but never got him alone long enough to go through with it. It is better that way, however I regret plotting the whole thing. I feel like God and everybody knows of my evil plan anyway. I woke up this morning alone, with a nasty hangover. I don't remember every word I said to the guy, but considering my blood alcohol level and general lack of sublety, he must surely know I am interested in him. It will be interesting to see what happens next.