Couldn't Get It Right

You would think I would've learned that boy chasing thing by now.  You know, that thing where the woman flirts with the guy in a subtle manner, so he thinks it's his idea to go after her.  I do have 6 sisters after all.  Somehow, I never have mastered this skillset.  Whenever I am interested in someone, they know two weeks before I do.  I  usually handle  the boy/girl thing by simply getting drunk and jumping the guy's bones.  Either we hook up or he gives me some stupid spiel about how he likes me as a friend and never speaks to me again.  After the fiasco affair I had with "Mr. 4am" last year, I decided to try doing things differently.  I have been checking out this guy I know for a little while now.  Every time I see him I try that stupid little flirt thing, and it is SOOOO frustrating.  Even though I haven't actually jumped his bones yet, I feel I might as well get it over with.  Last night I came dangerously close to doing this. I saw him after I had been drinking for a few hours.  I was on a mission, but never got him alone long enough to go through with it.  It is better that way, however I regret plotting the whole thing.  I feel like God and everybody knows of my evil plan anyway.  I woke up this morning alone, with a nasty hangover.  I don't remember every word I said to the guy, but considering my blood alcohol level and general lack of sublety, he must surely know I am interested in him.  It will be interesting to see what happens next.